DO NOT BUY THIS PIC if you don’t deserve it. Might be the best pic of me that I’ve ever posted on this godforsaken app and I’m putting it at the lowest rate they’ll let me set it at. You’re welcome. 👀
2025-01-15 21:14:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I am so grateful I didn’t lose my home this week, like many other people I know in LA. I did, however, lose work. If you’re able to send a tip, I would so greatly appreciate it!!! Thank you! ❤️❤️🙏🏻🙏🏻
Feet included!!!! Lmao for you little mongrels 👙
2025-01-14 21:39:29 +0000 UTC View PostPray for LA you guys!!! This is so crazy. I evacuated and I’m safe. If you want to help me buy some meals while I’m out of my home, I’d really appreciate it. Every little bit counts. 🫶🏻💔😭
2025-01-11 05:02:28 +0000 UTC View Post
My New Year’s Resolution isn’t to get fit, it’s to get hot.
2025-01-04 11:29:16 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY NEW YEAR QTS! What are your resolutions? Mine is too be less of a cunt, but I already yelled at a stranger for bumping me on the street, so… I’ll try my luck again in 2026. 🥳😂
2025-01-02 11:03:28 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year. If you love supporting me, you deserve this!!! If you’ve been bad, do not buy this pic. 🥳💕✨
2025-01-01 11:56:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Boxing Day! What did everyone get for Christmukkah? (I’m your gift, duh.)🎄🎁✡️❤️😘
2024-12-26 11:10:36 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas ya filthy animals! Looks like Santa came… that’s it, he came. You’re welcome. 🤣🎁🎄
2024-12-25 09:21:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I just keep ghosting you all. So rude of me! How’s everyone doing? ❤️
Hi babes! I miss you! Should I go live on here tonight?🎄😍
Happy Thanksgiving Angels. Leave some room for this treat… 😜
2024-11-28 21:18:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry I’ve been MIA - did you miss me? 👀😎❤️
2024-11-24 20:19:24 +0000 UTC View Postmost sexy costume of all time 👀 🍑 🤓
2024-11-02 00:45:13 +0000 UTC View PostTOMORROW 7:30pm DOORS // 8pm SHOW
LA - COME LIVE LAUGH LOVE WITH US and we’ll get to the bottom of your relationship woes and find out if we’re walking red flags or if we’re good to go!!! 🚩 💔❤️🔥
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/how-to-trap-your-soulmate-with-leah-lamarr-tickets-1057688036389
2024-11-01 22:15:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I HAVE BEEN M.I.A. Sorry! Sorry!!! I’m back, ok?! Who’s in LA and coming to my show THIS SATURDAY????? 👀👀👀❤️❤️❤️😈😈😈
2024-10-28 21:33:19 +0000 UTC View PostLOS ANGELES! Next Saturday, Nov 2 - a new show emerges from the bowels of the streets - a stand-up show where after each comic’s set, they can roast your dating profile (read: help you make it better) and/or solve your relationship problems. Featuring Mario Adrion (American Idol), Max Z Zavidow (TikTok), King Willonious (Creator of BBL Drizzy), Dana Moon (Netflix) and more! LOW TIX AVAIL SO GET THEM ASAP! Xoxo
www.tinyurl.com/howtosoulmateshow
2024-10-25 23:41:46 +0000 UTC View Post
LOS ANGELES - Sat, Nov 2 - Doors 7:30pm // Show 8pm come to “HOW TO TRAP + KEEP YOUR SOULMATE” - a new stand-up show where after performing, comics will answer any of your dating questions or roast your dating profile. Couples welcome of course, since we’re licensed therapists*!
*not
www.tinyurl.com/howtosoulmateshow
Who wants to come for a ride with me? 👀
2024-10-08 22:44:43 +0000 UTC View PostWho’s coming to my New York Comedy Festival show?! Tuesday, November 12 and 10pm at The Stand?! 😈❤️
Don’t wait to get your tickets, as this will sell out!!!
https://www.seetickets.us/event/leah-lamarr-how-to-trap-your-soulmate/619085
Is this the best photo ever taken of me? Yes or no?
2024-10-07 05:25:05 +0000 UTC View PostGoing live at 9pm PST! See you there bbs. 👀❤️
2024-10-07 02:39:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhy Casper, Wyoming is Diddy’s favorite city… 👀🤣🧴
2024-10-02 23:24:21 +0000 UTC View PostAre we all doctors now? 🤣 And anyone know the answer to the x-ray question? 👀
2024-10-01 22:07:04 +0000 UTC View Post
WHO WANTS ME TO GO LIVE TONIGHT??? 👀👀👀
2024-10-01 21:41:17 +0000 UTC View PostI’m starving at the airport. Who wants to buy me lunch? 👀❤️
2024-09-29 20:39:29 +0000 UTC View Post
