May the 4th is upon us, and I’m in Tulsa without any of my Star Wars gear!! 😱 If you joined me last year, you know what an absolute hard-on I have for the Force, and what a special day this is for me. Pretty please will you help me cover the cost of acquiring materials for a new costume, so we can have lots of nerdy fun this holiday?
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As thanks for your generosity, I can offer you the following:
$5 - a bonus unreleased pic
$10 - a bonus unreleased photo set
$20 - a bonus unreleased video and photo set
$40 - all of the above, and a custom voice message
                        2023-05-02 04:15:04 +0000 UTC
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                        2023-05-02 02:05:09 +0000 UTC
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                        Don't you love the view?🍑
                        2023-04-30 16:07:16 +0000 UTC
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                        Why does @lababygotback literally have the most perfect body I've ever seen. She's the sweestest human I've ever met 💖
                        2023-04-29 16:04:23 +0000 UTC
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                        @StewpidSenpai and I are the cutest duo ever! I literally can't get enough of her perfect body 🥰
                        2023-04-28 16:06:10 +0000 UTC
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                        Suffice to say tennis is not my sport.
                        2023-04-27 22:08:46 +0000 UTC
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                        Fun with ballz 
@taylorsdiary
                        2023-04-27 16:05:54 +0000 UTC
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                        Thinking dirty thots 💭 👀
                        2023-04-26 23:06:27 +0000 UTC
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                        Is this too much for the wall?
                        2023-04-25 22:05:01 +0000 UTC
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                        Love teasing you like this 🖤
                        2023-04-24 23:45:13 +0000 UTC
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                        Can I take it off in your dms? 😉
                        2023-04-23 17:03:46 +0000 UTC
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                        Can't wait to be in my own bed 💭
                        2023-04-23 02:04:09 +0000 UTC
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                        Should I even get dressed today? 🤪
                        2023-04-21 16:05:46 +0000 UTC
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                        Flying high as a kite this holiday season with @emiwaifuuu 🍃
                        2023-04-20 20:20:33 +0000 UTC
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                        Working lunch…
                        2023-04-19 17:05:51 +0000 UTC
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                        I miss @thecarlotta 💙
                        2023-04-18 18:05:49 +0000 UTC
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                        Getting cosy with  @jamielyn
                        2023-04-18 03:03:35 +0000 UTC
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                        My favourite date fit 🧡
                        2023-04-16 17:04:14 +0000 UTC
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                        Tell me the most ridiculous pick up you've ever used below 👇🏻
                        2023-04-15 16:04:26 +0000 UTC
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                        ‘Round these here parts, folks call me “Hopalong Haydn”. 🤠 
Okay, literally no one has ever called me that… But they could!
                        2023-04-15 03:05:20 +0000 UTC
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                        Feeling spicy in this fit 😏
                        2023-04-14 00:30:24 +0000 UTC
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                        Spring has sprung! Lololol, get it?
                        2023-04-12 22:03:52 +0000 UTC
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                        It ain’t easy bein’ sleazy!
                        2023-04-11 22:04:12 +0000 UTC
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                        You might say, these shorts are fire. Lololol…
🔥🍃💨
                        2023-04-10 23:03:20 +0000 UTC
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                        Oh yeah, today is Easter, huh? This is the closest I have to a bunny outfit, but with any luck it’ll cause something to rise again ;p
                        2023-04-09 23:02:55 +0000 UTC
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                        What cosplay should I do next? I’ve got a few in mind, but I’d love to hear your ideas!!
                        2023-04-09 02:02:29 +0000 UTC
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                        I'm hungry!!! Someone come feed meeee 😩
(Alt text: I wanna get stuffed)
                        2023-04-08 02:02:59 +0000 UTC
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                        No days off! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
                        2023-04-06 19:02:46 +0000 UTC
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                        Wanna hop into the bath with me? 🛁 (Then check your DMs 😉)
                        2023-04-06 00:03:49 +0000 UTC
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                        Don't be shy, I don't bite… hard 😉
                        2023-04-04 16:04:23 +0000 UTC
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