Sorry for cancelling my show last night. I’m having a severe allergic reaction to the glue they used in lieu of stitches during my surgery.
Why they used glue at all is beyond me, as I have a clearly documented allergy to adhesive!! I’m honestly so upset, and I’m stuck [lol] with the glue on me for at least another day. Send hugs plz.
2024-11-24 16:16:56 +0000 UTC
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Okay, sorry my post earlier was a little too… mustachioed. But more importantly, are you gonna cum to my show Saturday night??
Aiming to start at 7:45pm CST, but don’t hold me to it.
2024-11-23 05:30:08 +0000 UTC
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I lost a lover, and I lost a best friend. Good luck fappin’ to this one, boys.
Fully nude Gary love tape/babapology photoshoot + 2 videos, for your confusing masturbatory pleasure 🦷
[Swipe for a free preview, and remember to do your part, leave a ❤️!!]
2024-11-22 23:35:52 +0000 UTC
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Hello hello! Guess who… 36 years ago today, Gary created the infamous babapology love tape. Check back later tonight to see Gary like never before… T-O-P-L-E-S-S. Also some beaver beaver. 🦫
In the meantime, please drop some of your favorite Bababooey quotes below!
[Also OF rules prevent me from sharing the full side-by-side comparison photos here, so be sure to check my various socials to see how obsessively accurate I was with my recreations 🤓]
2024-11-22 21:16:29 +0000 UTC
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So I’m not fully cleared for sex time, but I may be okay to stream this weekend… Would you be at all into a slightly different type of show? It would be more of a “body tour” and less acrobatics than usual, as I’m still very much healing from surgery, but I honestly miss seeing you, and it might be nice to catch up a lil bit.
Whaddya say!?
2024-11-22 01:30:56 +0000 UTC
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Early morning horny ginger Haydn. Close up pussy and b-hole views, very girlfriendy and very real.
2024-11-19 21:33:21 +0000 UTC
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Still recovering from surgery. I’ve been wearing this hat all day.
2024-11-18 22:37:28 +0000 UTC
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I made the mistake of googling my surgery. God have mercy.
2024-11-14 01:48:24 +0000 UTC
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Thinking of doing an early evening “last hurrah” show tonight. My surgery is this Friday, and I won’t be able to stream for a while afterwards. If I do stream, would you come and be sweet to me?
2024-11-12 16:32:10 +0000 UTC
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Ughhhhh what should I wear tomorrow? I feel like I’m looking so dorky in everything I try on.
2024-11-09 08:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Welp, your favorite little dirty nerdy is having surgery. 🤕 Just wrapped up my pre-op appointment, now it’s time to worry for the next week.
I’m honestly really scared about how this will impact my ability to work. The good news is, while I’m laid up in bed I’ll probably have more time to chat. But I’m honestly so worried about how I’ll support myself. 6+ weeks recovery is a long time…
This fundraiser is just to help cover the cost of the surgery; I’ll honestly be so thankful for any help you can offer. If you’re able to spare even a little bit, I’ll happily send you a new video to show my appreciation. Thank you so much for being patient with me during this time ❤️ I really hope to get to feeling better soon.
2024-11-06 21:38:07 +0000 UTC
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Showtime is probably getting pushed until 7:30ish CDT! Because I’m hungry and need to shower and my mystery costume will take a while to get into… and out of ;p
2024-11-02 22:13:31 +0000 UTC
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Finger fuckin’ dick suckin’ good times ahead! Join me Saturday night at 7(ish) CDT. My shows go prettttty long, so stop by and have a nice fap 💦
2024-11-02 03:00:59 +0000 UTC
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Mommy Morticia strips down Wednesday for a special Halloween treat 🍬 👅 🍭
If I were a smart girl I would’ve posted this on Wednesday.
2024-10-31 16:55:08 +0000 UTC
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I’m doing a Halloween stream this Saturday!!! Would you prefer Tiffany from Bride of Chucky, Cheetara from Thundercats, or regular ol’ Haydn?
Also plz comment any cool Halloweeny songs you can think of. Otherwise it may just be my usual mix of whatever I feel like subjecting you to.
Aiming to start streaming earlier for once, so let’s just tentatively set the start time for 7pm CDT…
[Also secretly hoping you guys vote for Tiffany, because I didn’t get any hot pics the other night 🤞]
2024-10-30 04:49:41 +0000 UTC
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Trick or treat, smell my feet. Give me something good to eat… 🍬
2024-10-28 23:22:29 +0000 UTC
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Carlotta took me deeeep down her throat in this set… 😮🫦🍌 Yes, really.
35 photos, 1 BJ video, 1 fully nude strip tease. Absurdly good value for the content. What’s better than 2 Playboy models feeling each other up and a lil face fucking? 🤤
This was an idea I’ve had for years, and I’m thrilled to pieces with how it turned out. Thank you, @thecarlotta for going along with my stupid sexy ideas. I’m ashamed to admit how turned on I got editing the BJ video 😳
[Do your part! Leave a ❤️!]
2024-10-25 00:53:15 +0000 UTC
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Been in my editing cave all day. I think I’ve finally earned the right to shower… Also SO excited to drop my long awaited SUPER HOT BJ SET with Carlotta Champagne!! Should I post it tomorrow? Or make you wait? 🫦
2024-10-24 02:36:22 +0000 UTC
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Fresh as a daisy! 🌼
2024-10-21 17:18:18 +0000 UTC
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The people have spoken!! Streaming this Saturday night at 7pm CDT.
DON’T. MISS. OUT.
2024-10-18 15:06:33 +0000 UTC
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Year 2 of pretending this is a witch’s hat. Should I post the full set or what?
2024-10-17 20:04:30 +0000 UTC
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Guysssss, should I stream on Friday or Saturday this week?
2024-10-17 03:55:40 +0000 UTC
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Your spooky little gf begging for it after the show… 🥵
2024-10-15 01:45:29 +0000 UTC
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Can you please wake me up with kisses and sweetness? 🥺
2024-10-13 14:33:05 +0000 UTC
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Boobies and pussy and buns, OH MY!! Free Birthday Stream TONIGHT!
Aiming to get started by 7:30pm CDT, but you know I tend to run a little late. Please don’t make me celebrate all on my lonesome!!
2024-10-11 15:34:20 +0000 UTC
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Yesterday was my birthday!! 🎂 Don’t forget to check your DMs tonight for something extra special… 🤤
2024-10-10 18:02:08 +0000 UTC
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So long, 35! Also, check out my sick Boba Fett shirt.
2024-10-09 03:54:05 +0000 UTC
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Came for a fap, stayed for the tears. Sorry to drop this news on you, but there’s really no delicate way of putting it.
2024-10-06 20:33:22 +0000 UTC
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Pushing the show to 8:15pm everyone. Sorry, I’m just kind of a doofus. Please ❤️ this so we can spread the word ASAPenis!!
2024-10-05 23:53:29 +0000 UTC
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Fappin’, knee-slappin’ fun times ahead! Join me for another FREE Saturday night stream!
8:15pm CDT
Once you pop, the fun don’t stop!
2024-10-05 02:02:48 +0000 UTC
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