In case you’re wondering, I just got out of the shower.
In case you’re wondering, I just got out of the shower.
2023-07-03 17:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
In case you’re wondering, I just got out of the shower.
2023-07-03 17:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostLookin’ like a snack. Come, eat me!
2023-07-03 16:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostFollow your heart, but don´t be stupid.
2023-07-03 15:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you come over here? I’ve got all of your favorites ready. Burgers, fries, smoothies, and me.
2023-07-03 14:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostMy lips are the gun, my smile is the trigger, and my kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer!
2023-07-03 13:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t mind being on Santa’s naughty list if it’s just me being naughty with you.
2023-07-03 12:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostSwoon over me, I'll catch you.
2023-07-03 12:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s no way I can handle this scrumptious meal all on my own. Come, let’s eat it together.
2023-07-03 11:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostOh no, my pants are falling for you.
2023-07-03 10:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostGod called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
2023-07-03 09:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re not the boss of me! That is, unless I’m naked.
2023-07-03 08:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostI’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the challenge?
2023-07-03 07:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
2023-07-03 06:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostAm I taken? Yes, taken for granted!
2023-07-03 04:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostIf I ate a piece of candy for every time you popped up in my mind, I’d be fat.
2023-07-03 03:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be bad when it comes to flirting. I’m much better at it now.
2023-07-03 02:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostRemember that I will always be by your side. Or on top of you. Or under you. It’s your call to make.
2023-07-03 01:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostMy love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effortlessly.
2023-07-03 00:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostThinking of you is my favorite part of the day.
2023-07-02 23:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s do some “we shouldn’t be doing this” kind of things.
2023-07-02 22:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostIf it’s hard for you to get me out of your head, then perhaps I’m supposed to be there.
2023-07-02 21:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostI really want to kiss you right now.
2023-07-02 20:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostI’m S.I.N.G.L.E.: Sexy, Innocent, Naughty, Gorgeous, Lustful, and Exciting!
2023-07-02 19:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostLook into my eyes and you’ll see paradise.
2023-07-02 18:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostWill you give hope to this hopeless romantic?
2023-07-02 17:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostI’m busy thinking of all the naughty stuff we can do.
2023-07-02 16:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post