My friend gave me his Epi–Pen as he was dying.It seemed very..
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It seemed very important to him that I have it.
2024-12-09 15:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend gave me his Epi–Pen as he was dying.
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2024-12-09 14:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you look really closely...
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2024-12-09 13:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know Jesus drove a Honda but just didn’t talk about it?
John 12:49: “For I did not speak of my own accord.”
2024-12-09 12:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you talk to Italian ghosts?
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2024-12-09 08:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostTwo men meet on opposites sides of a river. One shouts to the other “I need you to help me to get to the other side!”
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2024-12-09 07:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
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2024-12-08 04:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of dogs love car racing?
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2024-12-08 03:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostLibrary patron: Do you sell any books on paranoia?
Librarian: They’re right behind you!
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