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Smonday. The moment when Sunday is overtaken by the sadness and anxiety of the coming Monday.
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2024-05-24 22:11:39 +0000 UTC View PostBoss: How good are you are PowerPoint? Me: I Excel at it. Bo..
Boss: How good are you are PowerPoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word.
2024-05-24 22:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostThis morning I saw a person dragging a clam on a leash behin..
This morning I saw a person dragging a clam on a leash behind him. It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
2024-05-24 21:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostTwo men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man sh..
Two men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?” The other man shouts back, “You ARE on the other side of the river.”
2024-05-24 20:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What’s purple and fluf
What’s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What’s purple and fluf
2024-05-24 19:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostAn Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. ..
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them and says… “What is this, some kind of joke?”
2024-05-24 18:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostThere were two muffins in an oven and one said, “It’s gettin..
There were two muffins in an oven and one said, “It’s getting kind of hot in here isn’t it?”. The other muffin gasps, “Ahh! A talking muffin!” his cabinet.
2024-05-24 16:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostThe CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He’s..
The CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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2024-05-24 13:40:04 +0000 UTC View PostBoss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch ..
Boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6 but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security.
2024-05-24 11:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostA lawyer said to a judge, “My client is trapped inside a pen..
A lawyer said to a judge, “My client is trapped inside a penny.” The judge said, “What?” and the lawyer said, “He’s in a cent.”
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2024-05-24 06:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
2024-05-24 03:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear..
Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier.
2024-05-23 23:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the taco say to Michelangelo? I like your shell
What did the taco say to Michelangelo? I like your shell
2024-05-23 22:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostI like what mechanics wear…overall...
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2024-05-23 21:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostSpin the wheel and see what mischief awaits! 😈🎯 💟1 spin for..
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2024-05-23 20:25:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I sympathize with batteries. I’m not included in anything ei..
I sympathize with batteries. I’m not included in anything either.
2024-05-23 19:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is cold water so insecure? It’s never been called hot.
Why is cold water so insecure? It’s never been called hot.
2024-05-23 18:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas..
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas? Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song. Chick Peas can hummus one.
2024-05-23 17:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostI was walking past a farm and a sign said, “Duck, eggs.” I t..
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2024-05-23 06:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostThe fact that Head & Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash call..
The fact that Head & Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’ disappoints me.
2024-05-23 03:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
