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2024-05-09 21:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostA lawyer who can cook is a sue chef.
2024-05-09 21:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostCeliacs eating sourdough = glutens for punishment.
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2024-05-08 20:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostIn the tanning Olympics, the winner gets bronze.
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2024-05-07 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post