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2024-03-27 20:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostI passed a sign that read “falling rocks”. So, I gave it a t..
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2024-03-27 19:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostI went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
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2024-03-27 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostTwo termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender h..
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2024-03-27 17:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostTwo fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the oth..
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2024-03-27 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostTwo hydrogen atoms start to chat. One says "I've lost my ele..
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2024-03-27 11:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostTwo kittens had an argument. It was a cat-astrophe.
Two kittens had an argument. It was a cat-astrophe.
2024-03-27 07:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post***Random Trivia Time:*** Which planet in our solar system ..
***Random Trivia Time:*** Which planet in our solar system has the longest day?
2024-03-26 23:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
2024-03-26 18:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds f..
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2024-03-26 17:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
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2024-03-26 03:09:54 +0000 UTC View PostMaking mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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