Decisions, decisions, decisions 🤔
Decisions, decisions, decisions 🤔
2024-08-12 18:48:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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OMG I had the most perfect cake made for me!
OMG I had the most perfect cake made for me!
2024-08-12 16:42:07 +0000 UTC View Post... oh and lots of lovely things! 🥰 A new handbag, perfume, ..
... oh and lots of lovely things! 🥰 A new handbag, perfume, luxury bedding *and* Lindt chocolate 🐷
2024-08-12 14:36:08 +0000 UTC View PostYou can guess what I wanted for my birthday...
You can guess what I wanted for my birthday...
2024-08-12 11:33:17 +0000 UTC View Post
The Krispy Kreme van was at Tesco again today. I waddled ove..
The Krispy Kreme van was at Tesco again today.
I waddled over to see if they’d left the back doors open but they hadn’t.
Do you think they’d manage to squeeze me into a police car after I’d eaten the whole load?!
🐷🐷🐷
It’s a good job I had a McDonalds breakfast because I can fe..
It’s a good job I had a McDonalds breakfast because I can feel my fat melting in this heat 🥵
2024-07-31 16:02:34 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to everyone who donated to my Domino's stuffing! E..
Thank you to everyone who donated to my Domino's stuffing! Eyes totally bigger than my belly but I ate as much as I could.
PS - I'm too fat for my armchair now 🥲
I’m so stuffed right now it’s *disgusting* 💀🐷
I’m so stuffed right now it’s *disgusting* 💀🐷
2024-07-29 19:23:57 +0000 UTC View PostDomino’s Pizza is calling my name… Who wants to feed me ton..
Domino’s Pizza is calling my name…
Who wants to feed me tonight? I’ll be filming it 👀
Every night before bed I get a treat from the fridge. Someti..
Every night before bed I get a treat from the fridge. Sometimes it’s a pork pie, other times it’s chocolate! 🙈
2024-07-25 12:08:16 +0000 UTC View PostI'm insatiably hungry so I've declared a *Summer of Boundles..
I'm insatiably hungry so I've declared a *Summer of Boundless Indulgence*. I'm just giving in to my every craving. How much fatter will I grow? 🙈
2024-07-23 11:48:10 +0000 UTC View PostHow long do you think it took me to annihilate this box of K..
How long do you think it took me to annihilate this box of Krispy Kremes? Whoever guesses closest (in hours) gets to buy me some more.
2024-07-18 15:05:29 +0000 UTC View PostJust tucking into a light lunch courtesy of a fan!
Just tucking into a light lunch courtesy of a fan!
2024-07-17 12:26:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh well. At least I still have quiche.
Oh well. At least I still have quiche.
2024-07-14 20:56:00 +0000 UTC View PostBack and hungrier than ever. Did you miss me? Catch up with ..
Back and hungrier than ever. Did you miss me? Catch up with me as I devour some custard doughnuts ❤️
2024-07-10 15:53:21 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a morning in hospital having a horrible procedure and ..
After a morning in hospital having a horrible procedure and being nil by mouth since 3pm yesterday I don’t know whether to sleep or eat.
I really need to do both simultaneously.
I’ll try it. Maybe when the sedative has worn off so I don’t expire prematurely.
Thanks so much everyone who sent me tips. Love you lots ❤️
Looking ahead into my future... NB it’s a morph 😂
Looking ahead into my future...
NB it’s a morph 😂
I’ve been a little poorly this week. I really don’t feel lik..
I’ve been a little poorly this week. I really don’t feel like cooking tonight. Who feels like treating me to Burger King? 🥹
Thank you Alex and Adrian! I’m gonna be well fed tonight!
When I prepare a meal for someone I always worry that there ..
When I prepare a meal for someone I always worry that there won't be enough food for me... so I always keep some back. Last night I was absolutely *starving* so I kept loads of cheesy pasta left in the pan just for me. I hate sharing 🐷
2024-06-10 09:34:36 +0000 UTC View PostYou come downstairs and catch me eating ice cream for breakf..
You come downstairs and catch me eating ice cream for breakfast. What do you do? 🙈
2024-06-09 09:29:30 +0000 UTC View PostI really need to get some wider kitchen chairs... I've almos..
I really need to get some wider kitchen chairs... I've almost completely outgrown these! It's a *real* squeeze!
2024-06-05 10:47:49 +0000 UTC View Post
