FEEL FREE TO IGNORE IF YOU DO NOT LIKE BLOGGING!!!!!! but total transparency for a sec here- i'm not as present as i'd like to be on onlyfans lately because i am currently going through the biblical plagues 😀👍
i will try to keep it brief but my AC broke in late july and it's 95F/35C in my house at all times. so i opened my windows because i'm not a bitch, just deal with it ya know? then there was a wildfire and all the smoke came in through my windows so everything i own smells like smoke. alright, unlucky, so i shut my windows. then today i woke up to hundreds of termites eating through my walls. ("not safe for life" video: https://x.com/webegga/status/1828580393806893370)
i rent, by the way, and do not want to break my lease because the process of packing and finding another place to live will make me slow on content. i am a pretty strong person with a generally high threshold for bullshit- i mean i literally lived in greece for half my life, i've dealt with the heat. but i am strongly considering it at this point because my house is becoming uninhabitable.
so basically i am literally doomed. i'm still gonna try to get shit done, but if i am slower to reply or more distant just assume it's because my brain is being slow-cooked to death or that termites ate me alive.
and if i have any lawyers reading this that are familiar with renter's rights in california let me know- i've tried looking stuff up to see if i can withhold rent for pest infestation/no AC but no dice so far.
played with the fancy camera and i definitely need to invest in a more lightweight lens- so let's consider this post a fundraiser since they're pretty pricey!! ✨
and uhhh.. can we all collectively agree to ignore the mysterious wet spot? and if there was any doubt i enjoyed doing this before, i think we can put those thoughts to rest now. 👉👈
this photo being blurry because i'm a weakling that can't hold the camera with one hand is a great tragedy, but i hope you will enjoy it none the less 😔
(and perhaps you will follow suit with my one hand method if you catch my drift wehehehe)
i know it's still august but i already thought of the cutest halloween theme for october that it's KILLING ME TO KEEP IT TO MYSELF AHHHH. okay that's it. i'm excited. ehehehe.
**fuck around and find out:** ***✨SHOWER SPECIAL 🚿***
the feeling of water dripping down my body paired with post-workout endorphins and pink flushed skin made me very handsy... so enjoy some, AHEM, intimate photos and videos......
(spoiler: i ended up taking my bikini top off)
if you like this post before 8/23 I'LL SEND YOU THE SHOWER HANDBRA VIDEO FOR FREEEEEEEE as a treat because you're so sweet to me 🤍
i'm back at it lewding your anime waifus, starting with ryuko matoi- and let me tell you this set is ART!!!!! just to blow myself a little bit, i do all my own photography, editing, and anything else you can think of, so i'm reaaaaally proud of this one 🥹🖤
this set contains 19 HQ photos and one HQ video of me in a wetlook latex-esque cosplay, featuring a tiny bra that my breasts spill out of from the top and the bottom (i see you underboob enjoyers), a thong that can't contain the B U S H, and a skirt that barely goes past the top of my perky ass (don't worry, i end up taking it off anyways, which is a shocker to absolutely nobody)
so if you're into any of the above, you're gonna LOVE this one. and even if you don't watch anime, the outfit and hair are veeeeeery emo aesthetic, and i know how much you appreciate your egirls hehehe
enjoy this one for me, and as always, tell me your favorite part so i know what to do more of for next time.... happy friday~ 🥰
sorry for not getting to messages/comments yet but my air conditioner is still broken and it’s 90 degrees outside so i’m waiting for it to cool down a bit AHHHHHH. promise i’ll get to you soon <3
in the meantime pls accept this low effort butt pic while i try not to die :D
should blonde seri make a comeback one day??? 🤨🧡 idk maybe the thing about them having more fun is true because this was a GOOOOOD era >:D
also it says in my bio– but to reiterate here, every sunday i resend one ppv that’s older so people get a chance to get it!! otherwise all content is new <3
let me start by saying that honestly, at this point, i don't know what's baby oil, sweat, or various other bodily liquids.
also my computer had a fucking field day trying to export this off of premiere because my aircon is broken and the footage is is 4k resolution. but my god was this worth every curse word i hurled at it.
anyways, let's get into it!!!!
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this set features me wearing a shiny pink slingkini (i'm sure you're familiar with it by now based off my previous posts and the preview) and purple heart pasties underneath- with nothing else on the bottoms. and that's why this set is priced so high- mind you, i haven't had content priced over $25 since 2022 so pls don't get mad at me. i just really want this one to be a bit more exclusive. 🥹
this entire set is fucking phenomenal imo, but the video component of it specifically is just straight up raunchy. it's a twerking video, covered in oil, filmed from a lower angle. and the back of the slingkini is essentially a piece of dental floss covering my entire ass. which means any frame you pause it on, it's straight up pucker, if you catch my drift.
i'm not joking when i say this is a very special one. one for the goon books for sure.
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THIS SET INCLUDES: - 10x front photos - 10x back photos - 1x vid where i rub oil on my tummy (ft. bush) - 1x vid where i rub oil on my boobs - 1x vid where i jiggle my ass in your face and stick my tongue out - 1x vid where i twerk and clap my cheeks with oil
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anyways, please do enjoy. 🩷 i'm always happy to hear what you liked, disliked, and what really struck a chord with you- so don't hold anything back, kay?