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2024-12-29 02:30:36 +0000 UTC View PostTo the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
2024-12-29 01:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you dream in colour, is it a pigment of your imaginatio..
When you dream in colour, is it a pigment of your imagination?
2024-12-29 00:30:27 +0000 UTC View Post
The grape didn’t say much when he got stepped on. He just le..
The grape didn’t say much when he got stepped on. He just let out a little wine.
2024-12-28 23:30:30 +0000 UTC View PostI’d ask my teddy bear if he’s hungry, but he’s stuffed.
I’d ask my teddy bear if he’s hungry, but he’s stuffed.
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2024-12-28 19:30:30 +0000 UTC View PostThe golfer brought an extra pair of pants in case he got a h..
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2024-12-28 18:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostThis whiteboard is remarkable.
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2024-12-28 17:30:38 +0000 UTC View PostInspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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Why does Peter Pan fly all the time? He Neverlands.
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2024-12-27 20:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler
How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler
2024-12-27 19:30:07 +0000 UTC View Postdid a performance about puns. Really it was just a play on w..
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2024-12-27 18:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would you call a fish with a missing eye? A fsh, probab..
What would you call a fish with a missing eye? A fsh, probably.
2024-12-27 17:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostI wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit..
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2024-12-27 16:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostI used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
2024-12-27 15:30:11 +0000 UTC View PostOnce you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
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I wanted to buy a camouflage shirt, but I didn’t see one.
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2024-12-27 11:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
